Yes, it's true. After many years of consideration, "Chaz" has made the decision to honor his true identity.Inspired by the recent sex change of Susan Boyle, Chaz has decided to have the procedure done early next week at Cedar Sinai Hospital. A relatively new procedure, Chaz will undergo the Addadicktomy to make the change complete.
Speaking to reporters, Chaz commented, "I am finally getting the attention from my mother that I have always wanted."
While male donors are very scarce, we have learned that Mr. Bono and doctors at Cedar Sinai are considering using Michael Jackson's third nose as the new appendage.
Not to be outdone, Cher informed Chaz of a little family secret, saying, "I am actually your dad and your dad was actually your mom."
It's going to be an interesting Father's Day this year!
