Leaving the State Department, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came under fire from a sniper positioned in the Washington D.C. Book Depository. Sources tell the Planet that there is an unconfirmed report of a second shooter from a grassy knoll.
Secret Service agents rushed Mrs. Clinton and removed her from harms way shortly after the barrage. Rushing her to a bullet-proof limo, she was taken to an un-named location where medical personnel used the "Jaws of Life" to cut Clinton out of her pantsuit.
During the shooting, Secretary Clinton fractured her elbow. Her aides commented by saying, "The injury could have been a lot worse, however, her scowl broke the fall."
Clinton is expected to recover quickly and be back on the job in a few days. As a show of solidarity, Rush Limbaugh sent the Secretary a two-week supply of painkillers.
