North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Il (KJI) claims that he personally landed on the moon this week on July 20th. Just 40 years after the United States falsely claimed it landed on the moon, KJI displays photographic proof that the North Koreans were actually the first to land on the moon.
"When I looked around the lunar surface, I didn't see no American Flag or Lunar Landing Module..." said a triumphant Kim Jong Il.
In a separate statement KJI's son, Menta Li Ill, said, "If the United States and all their allies no leave us alone, we gonna blow up the moon!" (What a dumb ass...)
