Well, the White House Beer Summit is coming up. The President is beginning a new page in diplomacy. Here's the reality...Even if 2 guys hate each other, if a third guy invites them over to his place for a beer, they have to go. That's part of the code every guy learns in man school.
I can see it now...the White House Staff brings them each a beer. The police officer says something like, "Hey professor, sorry about the other day." The professor says, "Nay, forget it, we're men and it doesn't matter what color we are." Then Obama will toast them and they will all down their beers.
At that point, the professor will ask for another one and the President will say, "Hey, I invited you here for A beer. That's One." At that point, the stately Professor will say, "My brother, you know a bird can't fly on one wing..." Having been bested, the President will order another round.
Then, 5 rounds later, the President will say he has to go work on health care, but the police officer will suggest they watch the movie, The Godfather. And, they will have to watch it because (you guessed it) that's part of the man code too.
So, somewhere around midnight, Michelle Obama will kick them out and the President will stagger to the Lincoln Bedroom.
On their way back to the motel, the professor and the police officer will get pulled over for DUI and spend the night in jail with their new friend "Bubba". Both men will learn why they call jail "The Pokey".
Good luck boys. You dumb s.o.b.'s.
