It's no secret...I love television shows like South Park and Family Guy. (What a shocker, huh?) They are about as Politically Incorrect as you can get. I think, given the course of our nation, that one day these kind of shows will not be allowed on t.v. because they might hurt someone's feelings, because they are NOT politically correct.
Well, that would really piss me off.
Here's a conversation I had in a coffee shop several months ago.
Me: I'd like a black coffee please.
R.B.T.C. (Retard Behind The Counter): Excuse me sir, I think you mean, a coffee without cream.
Me: What did you say?
R.B.T.C.: Saying "black" is inappropriate.
Me: You have got to be kidding me.
R.B.T.C.: (Blank stare)
Me: Hey, I've got a great idea...What don't you shut the f%^* up and give me my goddamn coffee? Better yet. Make the coffee and pour it over your goddamn head. (I leave the coffee shop)
Now, I'm really sorry if any of that offended you, my dear readers.
Just in case you are still confused about what politically correct words or phrases are, here are some of my favorites:
Residentially Flexible = Homeless
Vertically Challenged = Midget
Living Impaired = Dead
Cerebally Challenged = Stupid
Folically Challenged = Bald
Economic Oppression Zone = Slum
Domestic Technician = Housewife
Now, don't you agree with me? All this politically correctness is making me Selectively Perceptive which will cause me to become Spacially Perplexed. (It will make me stupid and want to go get drunk).
Be well.
Bill
Bill
