Today I have a major headache. I have also noticed that the monsters who continually try to wreck havoc on my life are nipping at my heels. Great...now I think my head is going to explode. So much for being the life of the party...so much for always being funny.
So, I think I will do a little trepanning today. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term "trepanning", it is a medical term that refers to drilling a hole into someones skull in order to treat health problems. Now, I'm not going to actually drill a hole into my skull, but I thought I would open up the brain and see what thoughts are in there, and, maybe if I expose them it will relieve some of the pressure in my head and my headache will go away.
So here I go...let's see what's in there...
1. When you are born you get a ticket to a freak show. Moving to Stewartstown is like getting upgraded to the front row.
2. I don't have a fear of heights...I have a fear of falling from heights.
3. I don't have any pet peeves...I have major f$%king hatreds.
4. The reason I talk to myself is because my answers are the only ones I accept.
5. I wonder what year Jesus thinks this is.
6. So far this is the oldest I've been.
7. If the guys in NASCAR started a little sooner, they wouldn't have to go so fast.
8. Isn't "No Comment" a comment?
9. I think "Meow" means "Woof" in cat.
My headache is still there. Oh, well...
Be Well.
Bill
