Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Inconsidiots...They're Everywhere


I've made up my mind that I really don't like inconsiderate people. The Urban Dictionary has invented an even better term...inconsidiots. These are people who are inconsiderate and idiots at the same time.

Case in point...there is this woman at the gym who thinks that it is just fine to sneeze without covering her mouth. She doesn't just sneeze one time...oh no...she sneezes like five times in a row, spewing her germs all over the damn place. Then she looks around with a smile on her face and says, "Excuse me". Well, you're not excused you stupid Chuck E. Cheese mutant look-a-like. And there's no "God Bless You" coming from this guys mouth either. More like, "Screw You and cover your damn mouth." And don't cover your mouth with your hands either. You'll just touch every piece of equipment with your vile, nasty-ass germs.

I saw this the other night and thought it was pretty cool... The right way to mask a sneeze is to use the "Dracula Move". Yeah, that's right...the Dracula Move. It's where you raise your elbow to your face and sneeze into your arm. Not your hands. That way a person's snotty sneeze germs don't get transmitted to everyone else by the things they touch or spew. This isn't rocket science...just don't be an asshole.

So, here's the deal... Don't be an inconsidiot. Whether you cough or sneeze, just pretend like you are Dracula and cover up. That way we all stay healthy. There...I feel better.

Be Well.

Bill