Thursday, August 19, 2010

A Public Service Message From Planet Kirby


Vodka is not just for drinking anymore, however, while I recommend it for drinking purposes first and foremost, Vodka has many other uses...Enjoy!

Remove bandages painlessly, first saturate the bandage with vodka, which will then dissolve the adhesive.

Clean bathtubs and showers, fill a spray bottle with vodka, spray the bath and shower, leave for 5 minutes and then wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka actually kills mold and mildew.

Clean your glasses. Just wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.

Vomit stains? No Problem. Simply spray vodka on the stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

Use vodka on your face as an astringent. It cleanses the skin and tightens the pores.

Add a splash of vodka to a bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Fill a spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them. Or possibly just make them very drunk.........hope they're not mean drunks....!

Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

Vodka can also help make the opposite sex look more attractive than they really are, or plied with enough vodka, a member of the opposite sex can find you more attractive than you really are! So if all else fails, tip the bottle up and drink it!!

Be Well.

Bill