Some will say that man can peacefully co-exist with the snake, and that, many snakes are actually good to have around. Tell that to Adam and Eve. I don't believe it either. Snakes and Bill Kirby hate each other more than the Arabs hate the Jews. We hate each other more than Al Qaeda hates America. No American President will ever be able to get us to sit down together for Peace Talks. It ain't never gonna happen.
Yesterday evening I discovered a "Sleeper Cell" of black snakes that had infiltrated the sanctity of my backyard. That's right, they were on the grounds of 'The Kirbarosa'.
Earlier in month, we had been "tipped off" by a neighbor who thought they had seen what appeared to be one of the vermin in that general area, but the intel couldn't be verified. As I began my work in the bottom of our yard, I pulled back an old piece of concrete that was nestled against one of the bushes...I immediately detected motion under the concrete and identified the slithery Kirby Hater, whose code name was "Jaffar". Standing face-to-face, I battled the three intruders, mortally wounding one. Not wishing anything to chance, I called in an air strike to consume the area with napalm. At the end of the fire-fight, I was the only one left standing. There would be no burial at sea for these bastards.
Fortunately, someone caught the actual battle on video. I will warn you that some of the video is graphic. Fire fight in Kirby Backyard
Be Well.
Bill
